I don't even know what to say about this one.
Possible Solutions!
1) Get lots more sleep.
2) Study captive chimps to learn their secrets.
3) Mate with a lower-level primate and hope that evolution blesses your child with opposable toes (hard).
Friday, August 28, 2009
Things My Wife Complains About: #7 Not Having Opposable Toes
Last night, while struggling with something or other, my wife bemoaned her lack of opposable toes. When I pointed out that nobody has opposable toes, she declared, "Well, that just sucks."
I don't even know what to say about this one.
Possible Solutions!
1) Get lots more sleep.
2) Study captive chimps to learn their secrets.
3) Mate with a lower-level primate and hope that evolution blesses your child with opposable toes (hard).
I don't even know what to say about this one.
Possible Solutions!
1) Get lots more sleep.
2) Study captive chimps to learn their secrets.
3) Mate with a lower-level primate and hope that evolution blesses your child with opposable toes (hard).
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If she utters the words "prehensile tail", run. That's the sure sign of a furry. http://xkcd.com/629/
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