Here are some of the best ones I've gotten down recently.
J (at 8 am): Ice cream!
E: Are you crazy?
J: I love you so so much.
E: Aw, I love you too.
J: Ice cream, please, Mama.
J: No, foonee.
E: I don't understand.
J: FOO. NEE.
E: I don't know.
E: Mako? What?
J: No, mango!
E: Oh a mango smoothee! Oh.
Enjoying mango smoothie that he transferred to his tea cup.
J: What's this?E: What? Your hood?
J: What's this? [indecipherable]
E: I don't understand your question.
J: I have a serious question! I have a serious question!
J: Can I have a banana?
E: Why don't you wait, buddy? You've only been up 2 hours and you've eaten oatmeal, yogurt, milk, and a lot of apple sauce. We'll have yummy stuff at lunch.
J: More applesauce. 1, 2, 3, 4?
E: That's a lot of food!
J: But I still hungry!
E: Are you really?
J: Yes. (starts laughing)
E: Why are you laughing then?
J: "Put the poop on time out."
K: "Put the poop on time out? Did you poop?"
J: You're the moon.
E: The moon! What are you then?
J: A rocketship.
E: A rocketship! I guess that works. What's Dada?
J: A bus!
E: A bus?
(I guess Dada won't be visiting me anymore.)
James driving a fire truck
(In the car)
J: You're going too fast, Dada!
E: Dada's going slow.
J: You're going too fast.
E: What an old lady!
J: You're an old lady.
J: (laughing) You're an old lady too, Dada.
K: James, can you help me with something in your room?
J: I'm drawing.
K: I appreciate your artistic endeavors but I need your help. Will you come help me?
J: Not actually. But maybe later, okay?
K: Really? "Call me, maybe?"
Serious about his art