J: Maybe you don't need two babies.
E: No? How many do I need?
E: Just keep one of you?
J: Yeah, you keep me, and not Miranda because she's a bad baby.
E: Oh so I keep you, and we send Miranda away, and we never see her again?
E: Aw, but I would miss her so much!
J: Yeah. Bye Miranda!
J: I'm not kidding. I'm serious.
Fun with hats!
J: I'm sorry, Miranda. I'm sorry about this, but you have to leave.
Racing! Except not at all because Miranda wouldn't move.
Miranda playing with iPad at library. James approaches.
M: Go back!
Brushing their teeth together.
On drive back from library, Miranda drops her water in the car.
J: You blew it, Miranda! Sorry but you blew it.
J: Miranda thinks she's reading a story.
E: I eat the baby. Yum-yum-yum-yum.
J: And she ate the baby!
E: Once upon a time, there was a very tired mama. And the baby kept asking for stuff. So she ate the baby! The end!
J: Once upon a time, there was a very tired mama. So she ate the baby! The end!
E: (Again.) Once upon a time, there was a very tired mama! And the baby kept asking for stuff. So she ate the baby! The end! Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp. (Pretending to eat Miranda up.)
J: What a beautiful story. I'm going to put it on my bookshelf, and we'll read it tomorrow.
J: Miranda made me do it.
J: For she's a very bad baby, for she's a very bad baby, for she's a very bad baby, that nobody can deny!