Dropped tissue beneath couch
Dropped photograph on floor
Found clothes on top of dry cleaning bag
Got butter on toaster
Then to chronicle this special time in our lives, I started augmenting the "Oh No Diary" with choice third trimester quotes, such as the following:
"Can you get a napkin fast before the syrup goes down my shirt!"
"WHY DID YOU TAKE THE REMOTE CONTROL FROM ME?"
Note: The answer to the former was "no" and the latter "because you asked me to change the channel."
1) Never get more than six inches off the ground, so as to keep everything within reach
2) Live in an MC Escher print where gravity will eventually send whatever you dropped back down to you