Occasionally my wife complains about things, and occasionally I will document them, as well as proposed solutions. The long-term goal of this project is to catalog every complaint, so as to have an easy resource for problem solving. I enter into this project with the counter-productive acknowledgment that many--if not most--complaints are presented without hope--or even desire--for resolution.
On to complaint #1!
During the twenty-minute walk to the DMV on Tuesday, my wife offered a new complaint, which is that her coffee was too heavy to carry.
Proposed solutions!
1) Encourage wife to drink coffee from a straw.
2) Don't make wife coffee.
3) Alter the molecular structure of coffee to make it less heavy (hard).
Drinking coffee (2006)
3 comments:
Last time I walk to the DMV to change my name to YOURS while carrying a heavy coffee. That is all I have to say about that.
Wow, complaint #2 literally writes itself.
It seems impolite to ask her to (1) change her behavior or (2) forego coffee, so I would book a lab and get to getting on that molecular thing...
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