Cory's bachelor party was in Vegas during the first weekend of March Madness. As a result of unspeakable hours of gambling preparation, I won 9 of 11 basketball games. As a result of unspeakable numbers of Manhattans, I went on a remarkable blackjack and craps run with Brady, who lost every other time he touched a card. The hot tub was just right. Lucky Robin!
Cory's bachelor party in Vegas
Lukas's bachelor party was in Cooperstown in mid-April. This did not prevent it from snowing. Fortunately, we stayed in a warm cabin where we played cards and cooked hamburgers in the oven and drank beers. There were several bear sightings, as well as statues of Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, and James Fenimore Cooper. Lucky Sarah!
Lukas's bachelor party in Cooperstown, NY
Jeff's bachelor party was in Palm Springs last weekend. Mostly, we stayed in a palatial estate hurting each other and ourselves with water balloons and kegs and bacon explosions. Everyday it was cloudless and sunny. Several people fell asleep in the pool. Only once did we venture into town, where we scared everybody. Lucky Inga!
Jeff's bachelor party in Palm Springs
Fun with numbers!
Personal round-trip bachelor miles logged: 10,962
Average day-time temperature in Palm Springs: 95
Average day-time temperature in Cooperstown: 30
Total pounds of steak cooked Friday night: 18
Total bachelor party attendees: 17
Total dune buggies rented: 13
Personal wins betting on teams named "Bears" in 4 games: 4
Bachelor parties attended by Brady and Cory: 3
Bachelor parties attended by Briggs and Jeff: 2
Total grills burned into ground: 1